Mac Smith
Mac Smith
Spawned from the radioactive swamps of the American South, the hideous beast known as Mac Smith has lumbered west across the desert wastes and north through the desolate mountains to lair in the heart of the Pacific Northwest. His only weapons are confidence born out of ignorance and militant contrarianism.
He enjoys bad movies, playing with his extremely dumb dog and drawing muppets.
It is said that he has beautiful feet for a man.
Mysterious. Seductive. Vengeful.
Awards
2nd Place, Mrs. Lee's Kindergarten Class Art Competition, 1986
World Rap Battle Champion, 2008
Miss Congeniality, Miss America Pageant, 2013
Extremely dumb dog.
I'm not kidding. He's dumb. Here he is eating a stick. That's dumb.
He is very suspicious of geese. This is wise.
Go home you're drunk.